A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes

I'm Alexis(: 20. married to the love of my life and a new mommy to a baby girl named Natalie💜

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

Little boy:Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom:Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy:I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom:Don't we all.

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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I can take care of my daughter all by myself. I don’t need to rely on someone’s help, that I know I’m not going to get.

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