I'm Alexis(: 20. married to the love of my life and a new mommy to a baby girl named Natalie💙
I just spent $87 in hearing test copays to clinically prove my 4yo is just ignoring me.
If this doesn’t define parenting idk what does.
Man, I dont need proof. I can see it on his face that he can hear me and chooses not to respond. I swear 4yo’s are like mini teenagers.
Le Château de la Belle au Bois Dormant through the years (click on the pictures to read the captions and check the sources)
i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.
A rich guy, a white guy and a black guy sit down at a table together. There’s a plate of 12 cookies, the rich guy grabs 11 of them and says to the white guy “watch out, that black guy’s trying to steal your cookie”.